kinda wanna scream. I wanna yell really really loud. click keep reading if you wanna scream together
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I’m Brazilian and my strongest memory relating to a roundabout was when me and my family were walking near my grandparent’s house. My little brother asked what the circle in the ground was and my dad explained the concept of a roundabout, “you’re supposed to go around it, so the road is more organized, look, there’s a car coming, you’ll see how it works” and that car just. Fucking ran over it. Dude just went forward like the road was straight. We never saw anyone do that again and I’m still not over it
if i ever write something set in the united states im just going to do zero research whatsoever and make stuff up to sound cool it’s equality
the lush impenetrable jungles of massachusetts
Halfway through your trip your uber driver says “fuck this actually” aloud and teleports the whole car back to your original location and makes you get out.
Your uber driver keeps quicksaving at every red light and stop sign.
There’s no traffic, not a single other car in sight. Then suddenly your driver looks in the rear view mirror. There’s a car the opposite color with a license plate with the same text in reverse order driving directly behind y’all. Boss music starts to play and there’s a sizable health bar.
Your uber driver is speeding along, drafting, drifting, using shortcuts, driving up those trucks with the ramps; you get to your destination 2 minutes faster than you expected. Your driver takes y’all back to the start, they know they can do that again. Faster this time.
True modern scifi horror
Viddy game
I just want to get to work on time
And your driver is tryna beat their best time 🤨?
Which is more important 🤔?
My boss is calling me
Irrelevant
Would encourage them
"do you see how this shit wouldn't happen if you just let me work from home"
"you're a surgeon"
"AND A KIDNAPPING VICTIM"
Your uber driver is driving backwards to get a rare achievement